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I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

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I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

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Today my father called my boyfriend and first thing he says, “I know you’re fucking my daughter” why is this my life.


sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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